Monday, December 25

Top Reasons to Work Naked at Office

Dress to School or College or Office!! Why?
http://fukkad.com/jokes/office/worknaked.shtml

Monday, November 20

Tuesday, August 29

Sony Ericsson W810i

The latest big news bouncing about the ethers of the cell phone industry is Sony Ericsson’s announced release of the Sony Ericsson W810, an update to their already popular Sony Walkman Phone, the W800.

While much has been made of the fact that the upgrades aren’t drastic in nature, it’s interesting to note that what Sony Ericsson did was listen, and listen hard, to what people wanted out of the W800 as opposed to what they actually got, and the new W810 includes enough answers to the wish listing to leave any mobile phone enthusiast waltzing in his cubicle to the strains of “They heard me — they really really heard me!”

The biggest upgrade is the inclusion of EDGE technology, which boosts the W810’s multi-media functionality through the inclusion of high speed, wireless data downloading capability. EDGE enables speedier Internet access and downloading, as well as more efficient multi-media messaging, and the very multi-media W810 is now capable of wireless music downloads, freeing users from the tether-cord to their PC’s whenever they want to add tunes to their Walkman phone.

Additional added features are an improved headphone jack and keypad layout with dedicated music control keys instead of the joystick on the previous W800, there’s now quad-band capability instead of tri-band GSM, which makes the W810 a true world-roamer, you can use the W810 as a music player when the phone is switched off (handy for in-flight entertainment) and it comes bundled with a 512MB Memory Stick Pro Duo card, which is expandable to 2GB in order to hold a large music library.

sony ericsson w810i The W810 also features the list of functions that made the W800 such a hit: FM radio, Bluetooth, USB and infrared connectivity, email client, web browser and a 2 megapixel still and video camera, plus Sony’s proprietary music software.

With the release of the W810, Sony Ericsson makes a good thing even better.

(my mem stick is full with all the mp3 songs and lotsa snaps, thinking of buying a new 2Gb memory stick.)

Saturday, July 22

Romantic Sms Kiss !!

A kiss is just a kiss till u find the 1 u luv.
A hug is just a hug till u find the 1 u're always thinkin of.
A dream is just a dream till it comes true.
Luv was just a word till I heard it from u.

Monday, June 5

Love SMS

1) dear cute...Love is the best medicine, and there is more than enough
to go around once you open your heart.pl. open your heart 4 me with love

2) Love the heart that hurts you, but never hurt the heart that loves you.
Plesae don't hurt my heart

3) Fear less, hope more, eat less, chew more, whine less, breathe more,
talk less good for u. LOVE MORE and all good things will be yours

4) When two people love each other, they don't look at each other, they
look in the same direction. Believe it or not.

5) We are, each of us angels with only one wing; and we can only fly by
embracing one another. You want to become angel? Come I will give my wing.
Love U...so much..

hold tight

i wish i would be there to hold u tight, instead of saying this
love U
gud nite.

Monday, May 15

Business of Marriage!!

similarities btw mobile and wife:: both ring at wrong time both have 2b kept near the heart & most imp, both have to be charged at night !!

Driving Patrol Highway !!

police - r u married?
car driver - yes to a woman..
police (angrily) - of course., do u ever hear of anyone marrying man?
car driver - my sister did it

Colour of underwear reflects your mood:

Red - Wild,
Black - Sexy,
Blue - Romantic,
Pink - Seductive
White - Calm,
Yellow - time to change your undrewear!

Sunday, May 7

The Bride Tells Her Husband

The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I’m a virgin and I don’t know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"
"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place ’the prison’ and call my private thing ’the prisoner’. So what we do is: put the prisoner in the prison.
And then they made love for the first time.
Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.
Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."
Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."
After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"
The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently born foal.
Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.
She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."
Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence, OKAY!"

Thursday, April 20

Some W a c k y Quotes

"Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again."

"Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers."

"It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it creative problem solving!"

(Crazy Ringtones)

Girlfriend SMS

Girl friends are funny
creatures... ???
They don't give you a kiss
for ages but they wanna
kill the woman who kisses
you. . . ('_')

Tuesday, April 11

SMS

Actually
...
Chemically
...
Physically
..
Biologically
...
Geographically
...
Historically
...
Mathematically
...
Equaly
...
Finally
...
Totally
...
I
...
Want
...
2
...
DISTURB U :P

Saturday, April 1

Love & Romance

When the night comes, look at the sky.
If you see a falling star, don't wonder why,
just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true,
because I did it and I found you.
.....................................................................

Theres a warmth in my heart.
It haunts me when you're gone.
Mend me to your side and never let go.
The more I live The more I know,
what's simple is true, I love you.
You are my Valentine
....................................................................

Love is hard and will always be,
but remember somebody loves you and
that one is ME !
...............................................................

i love the 'y'
i love the 'u'
i love the 'o'
put them together
and i love 'you'
...............................................................

Friday, March 24

VIM Pass for Free Ringtones

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-
Jessica

Wife vs Husband : SMS Humor

There are 4 animal species a woman needs in her life: Jaguar in her garage, mink in her closet, tiger in her bed! And ofcourse a donkey to pay her bills!!

Last night was my fault, my wife asked, "what's on the TV?" and ..... I said, "dust!"

The smile is like a simcard & life is like cellphone, Whenever u insert the simcard of a smile, a beautiful day is activated Keep Smiling.

Difference: It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE Vs ARRANGED. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered

so sweet is ur SMILE..... so sweet is ur STYLE..... so sweet is ur VOICE..... so sweet is ur EYE....... see how sweetly I LIE!!

Some Love Golden-Ship, Some Love Silver-Ship, But I Love One Ship, That Is Your Friend-Ship

What is the difference between Mother & Wife? One woman brings you into this world crying... & the other ensures you Continue to do so!!

U r a Stupid Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand...

Sugar is sugar, Salt is salt, God made you dumbo, not my fault!

Whn you r alone, Whn you r crying, whn you r upset, Don't think of me!! just call me Bcoz incoming is free for me... my friend!!

Why did God Create 'you' before Me....? Ans: B'cause he wanted to Create a 'Sample', Be 4 Creating A *Master-Piece*

Days are 2 Busy, Hours are 2Fast, Seconds are 2 Few But there's always Time for Me 2 disturb You

Q: How do you sink a submarine full of blondes? A: Knock on the door

Q: Why do Gods stay up in heaven? A: Because they are afraid of what they have created!

A woman is sitting at a bar. A man approaches her. Hi, honey, he says. Want a little company? Why? asks the woman. Do you have one to sell?

Thursday, February 2

Naughty Text Messages

Naughty SMS

What do Kodak film have in common with condoms?
Both capture the moment.

Have you heard about the new supersensitive condoms?
They hang around after the man leaves and talk to the woman.

Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters will improve your sex life?
Because if you'll eat that stuff, you'll eat anything.

Hear the slogan for the Stealth Condom?
"They'll never see you coming."

What do you call a truckload of vibrators?
Toys for Twats.

What do you call kinky sex with chocolate?
S&M&M.

Why do we have orgasms?
How else would we know when to stop?

Monday, January 23

Fun Food Facts!

Funny Facts!

Pepper was at one time the single most expensive seasoning in the world.
- Pickarestaurant.com

Americans drink over 13 billion gallons of soft drinks each year.
-Foodreference.com

Watermelon is technically a berry, of which there are more than 50 varieties!
- Fukkad.com

Did you know that lemons contain more sugar than strawberries?
- FoodFunAndFacts.com

Approximately 3 billion pizzas are sold in the U.S. each year!
- Pizzaware.com

Lettuce is a member of the sunflower family.
- AGday.org

Ketchup, or catsup, originated in China in 1690 as a pickled fish sauce called ke-tsiap.
- HiddenValley.com

The average child will eat 1,500 peanut butter sandwiches by high school graduation.
- Bitoffun.com

This is a poor country...please do something!

This informetion for all who are LOVE INDIA.

Salary & Govt. Concessions for a Member of Parliament (MP)

Monthly Salary : 12,000

Expense for Constitution per month : 10,000

Office expenditure per month : 14,000

Traveling concession (Rs. 8 per km) : 48,000 (For a visit to Delhi & return: 6000 km)

Daily BETA during parliament meets : 500

Charge for 1 class (A/C) in train : Free (For any number of times) (All over India)

Charge for Business Class in flights : Free for 40 trips / year (With wife or P.A.)

Rent for MP hostel at Delhi : Free

Electricity costs at home : Free up to 50,000 units

Local phone call charge : Free up to 1,70,000 calls.

TOTAL expense for a MP per year : 32,00,000

TOTAL expense for 5 years : 1,60,00,000

For 534 MPs, the expense for 5 years : 8,54,40,00,000 (nearly 855 cores)

And they are elected by THE PEOPLE OF INDIA,
by the largest democratic process in the world,
not intruded into the parliament on
their own or by any qualification.

This is how all our tax money is been swallowed and
price hike on our regular commodities.......
Think of the great democracy Indians have.............

Any comments or comparison to our Free America!?

Saturday, January 21

IS IT SMS??

Why do we have orgasms?
How else would we know when to stop?


Can you say three two-letter words that mean small?
Is it in?


What do you call a smiling Roman with pubic hair between his teeth?
Gladiator!

Loads of Chocolate!

What do you call kinky sex with chocolate?
S&M&M.


What do a dildo and soy beans have in common?
They are both used as substitutes for meat.


Why is sex like a game of bridge?
If you have a good hand, you don't need a partner.


What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?
A bingo machine.


What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this is going to be a hell of a blowjob!


How is a woman like a condom?
Both spend more time in your wallet than on your pecker.

Sextoys SMS

Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters will improve your sex life?
Because if you'll eat that stuff, you'll eat anything.



Hear the slogan for the Stealth Condom?
"They'll never see you coming."



What do you call a truckload of vibrators?
Toys for Twats.

SMS Condom :-)

Have you heard about the new supersensitive condoms?
They hang around after the man leaves and talk to the woman.